文化--天天笑話集

結婚證書教员：同窗们，再过几天你们就要离校了，可你们的能力。。。我看你们还是多考几个证书才行啊，可社会上的证书太多，你们最想拿的是甚么证书呀？学生：結婚證書....... 結婚證書

没必要自尋煩惱有一次，歌德和德国作曲家贝多芬（1770-1827年）并肩漫步，过往的行人们不竭地向他们请安问好。次数一多，歌德就不耐烦这几次的还礼了，不免大年夜发牢骚。贝多芬笑着安慰他说：“旁边，您用不着煩惱，或许他们是在向我请安呢。”....... 标致的女秘書

神甫小軒覺得本身罪孽极重繁重，所以他決定到教堂去找神甫告解。當他到教堂時,他走進告解室對神甫說。『神甫，我有罪。『是的孩子，告訴我你做了什麽，上帝會釋免你的。』『神甫..我小時候..看見一只小母狗..并且路上沒有人..所以我很調皮地去摸小母狗的咪咪..』『嗯..這沒關系..你時還小..不懂事..小Case』神甫，我和女友一向有著親密的關系，這樣已經三年了從沒什麽要緊的事發生。昨天，我去她家找她時，....... 神甫

老總和女秘書某公司老总新聘一女秘书。该女聪明靓丽。某日，恰逢老总生日，女秘书盛邀老总去本身家。到了以后，女秘书神秘兮兮地对老总说：“你先到浴室呆一会儿，我给你一个欣喜”。老总喜不自禁，仓猝进了浴室，待他仓猝洗完后，正等着好戏上演，就闻声女秘书喊：“老板，快出来吧。”他来不及穿上衣服，光着身子出来一看，全部职员在女秘书的带领下，手捧蛋糕站在餐桌前。....... 何處許願

“受精”記湿润的午後，舒适的图书馆中，阿德K了一上午的书，感觉有点累了，禁不住伸了伸懒腰，不谨慎碰着隔座的女孩，女孩吓了一跳！碰翻了桌上的饮料，把衣服弄湿了一大年夜片。阿德很不好意思，顿时对女孩道歉：「蜜斯！对不起！害你吃惊了！我会负责的。」女孩转过甚来，正色对阿德说：「同窗！有点常识好不好！你只是碰了我一下，我不成能『受精』的，不过你把我弄得湿湿的，最好从速拿卫生纸帮我擦一下吧！」“受精”記

常笨拙吾一同學自認爲風流俶傥，爲女孩所青睐。一日上自修課，又和同學吹噓一番後，豪情萬千，提筆在窗框上寫下“常遇春”三字，精心修飾一番遂滿意而歸。来日诰日，又歸而視察本身作品。發現作品下並排又添三小字，湊近一看，乃書“常笨拙”，同學暈倒。

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