軍事--天天笑話集

希特勒的胡子在瘋狂的酒吧裏，出現了三位客人，分別是法國人、日本人和德國軍官。酒過三巡後，這三人鼓噪著要舞娘表演脫衣舞，樂隊奏起了舞曲，三人盯著慢條斯理的舞娘。這時，法國人俄然起立喊了聲「法蘭西萬歲！」旁邊的人問他幹什麽？他說：「他看見法國國旗。」原來舞娘的胸罩恰與法國國旗同色。不久，小日本他也不甘落後，也起立鞠躬嘟囔了一陣，旁人問他做什麽？他說：「我看見兩面日本國旗！」樂聲越來越瘋狂，坐立不安....... 希特勒的胡子

跳傘一天晚上，伞兵汤姆正在睡觉。俄然调集的叫子吹响了，有任务！他赶紧起来，急急巴巴的跟从着大年夜伙跑了出去。看见大年夜伙都在往飞机上爬他也随着往上爬，待大年夜伙都爬上去后，闻声飞机启动了。不一会儿，主座叫大年夜家：“跳！”他赶紧站起来，随着大年夜家往下跳。俄然，他发现本身竟然没有带降落傘，这可如何办呢？但甲士天生就是从命号令，没编制他只好硬着头皮往下跳。“扑通”一声他发现本身竟然没有从天上往下掉落，竟然直接踏在了地....... 跳傘

夏天的故事這個故事是發生在一個炎熱的夏天。一個二八年華的女高中生等了好久的公車，終于看到一輛等候已久的28路公交車緩緩的駛來。本想說終于松了口氣，沒想到一上公車竟發覺車上已客滿，因而眼尖的她立即走到一個兵士大年夜哥旁邊站著，等候著兵士大年夜哥會英雄救美的讓座。其實那兵士大年夜哥打從那女孩緩緩向他逼近時，就已經看穿她的詭計。心想著：”開打趣，這歐巴桑都比我還強壯呢，要我讓座！？門兒都沒有！！因而他馬上靈機一....... 夏天的故事

借宿第二次世界大年夜戰期間，德軍占領了巴黎。兩個納粹軍官走進塞納河畔的一家旅館住宿，而旅館老板是一個熱誠的愛國者，對納粹十分厭惡。納粹軍官傲慢地環視四周，道：“這個豬圈！住一宿要多少錢？”老板回敬道：“一頭豬100法郎，兩頭豬要200法郎。”....... 絕對服從

希特勒在波蘭二战方才开端，德国侵犯了波兰，波兰人恨入骨髓。一日，一德国军官要一名波兰画家以“希特勒在波蘭”为题作画。未几，画已作成。军官一看画面上一对男女深情拥吻他们背后是希特勒在德国的总统府。军官大年夜惑不解，问：“那一对男女是谁？”画家答：“元首的夫人与家丁。”军官大年夜怒，问：“那我们元首呢？”画家笑道：“希特勒在波蘭！”

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